Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Susan's Christmas party. It was Rachel who spiked the punch with too much Eggnog. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.
I thought it was funny when I put Marlana's sweater on my head and danced the swing on the bookcase while singing `Under the Mistletoe'. I didn't mean to break Susan's IPod and don't know why Susan would sue me for stealing.
I don't remember calling jake's wife a happy sheep---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Heather's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that macaroni.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Corvette through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a wet puppy and have me arrested for breaking and entering!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all red and sparkly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this soft stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Jenn (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 12 bucks!
Kinda cute! But seriously I thought it would be fun to add what I really want this year. Scrappy toys!!
An instax mini camera. . .can you imagine the fun I'd have with one of those?
A Singer Pixie sewing machine. So cute. I am ready to try stitching on my pages, I think. . . it looks so awesome when everyone else does it!
The Bind it All. I have been eyeing that for awhile now
And these new smash books. . .so much fun!!!
And aren't these trim's from webster's Pages absolutely adorable?
This is just so cute, Jenn!
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